"What common household appliance is plotting to kidnap your kids sell them as dog food? We'll give you details at eleven."
My guess is the blender. I've never trusted that thing. But I'll be damned if I'm staying up until 11pm to find out. My fictional kids are on their own.
Anyway, I know I've been slacking with my blog a little but I have some VERY COOL stuff coming up including:
- A guest post from that gentleman among writers, the incomparable Jeff Hargett!
- A new song!
- A new version of an old song!
- An announcement detailing how/when/where one of my stories is being published!
- An interview with Ryan Gosling!
For the rest of you...more details at eleven.