"What common household appliance is plotting to kidnap your kids sell them as dog food? We'll give you details at eleven."
My guess is the blender. I've never trusted that thing. But I'll be damned if I'm staying up until 11pm to find out. My fictional kids are on their own.
Anyway, I know I've been slacking with my blog a little but I have some VERY COOL stuff coming up including:
- A guest post from that gentleman among writers, the incomparable Jeff Hargett!
- A new song!
- A new version of an old song!
- An announcement detailing how/when/where one of my stories is being published!
- An interview with Ryan Gosling!
For the rest of you...more details at eleven.
Really at eleven? I'm suffering from early stage food coma already! Happy Turkey day.
ReplyDeleteThanks to leftovers, I was in a food coma most of the week! I think I gained 5 lbs!
DeleteOh, I see what you did there. Ryan Gosling's filming a sex tape, something about a blender, that freak, and you're writing a story about it and masking it as fiction, publishing it, hiding it in plain sight. Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you see what I did because I have no idea.
DeleteAw shucks, Adam. Thanks. :-)
ReplyDeleteThe appliance? Gotta be the washer or dryer. Those things have been abducting our socks for years. They're just stepping up their game.
Poor washer. The dryer's a bad seed but the washer's only guilty by association.
DeleteI honestly think you might be the most entertaining blogger on the planet... toss up between you and Mark Koopmans... For reals, totally laughing here... and I'm dying with "Well I guess those damn sparkly vampire books have at least done one good thing."
ReplyDeleteHahaha... Day. Is. Made. ;D
If your day is made then so is mine. Thanks Morgan!
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