Thursday, November 22, 2012

Thanksgiving Teaser

This post is like one of those commercials for the local news:

"What common household appliance is plotting to kidnap your kids sell them as dog food? We'll give you details at eleven."

My guess is the blender. I've never trusted that thing. But I'll be damned if I'm staying up until 11pm to find out. My fictional kids are on their own.

Anyway, I know I've been slacking with my blog a little but I have some VERY COOL stuff coming up including:
  • A guest post from that gentleman among writers, the incomparable Jeff Hargett!
  • A new song!
  • A new version of an old song!
  • An announcement detailing how/when/where one of my stories is being published!
  • An interview with Ryan Gosling!
Ok, that last one might be a stretch. I'm just curious to see how many hits this post gets because it has the words "Ryan Gosling" and "interview". Hell, let's just throw in "sex tape" to really up the ante. If you got to this blog via a google search using those words, feel free to leave me a comment telling me that I'm nothing but a dirty tease.

For the rest of you...more details at eleven.
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8 comments:

  1. Laura Hughes, MittensMorgulNovember 22, 2012 at 4:23 PM

    Really at eleven? I'm suffering from early stage food coma already! Happy Turkey day.

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    1. Adam GaylordNovember 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM

      Thanks to leftovers, I was in a food coma most of the week! I think I gained 5 lbs!

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  2. Veronica SicoeNovember 22, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    Oh, I see what you did there. Ryan Gosling's filming a sex tape, something about a blender, that freak, and you're writing a story about it and masking it as fiction, publishing it, hiding it in plain sight. Brilliant!

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    1. Adam GaylordNovember 26, 2012 at 10:11 AM

      I'm glad you see what I did because I have no idea.

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  3. Jeff HargettNovember 25, 2012 at 5:03 PM

    Aw shucks, Adam. Thanks. :-)

    The appliance? Gotta be the washer or dryer. Those things have been abducting our socks for years. They're just stepping up their game.

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    1. Adam GaylordNovember 26, 2012 at 10:13 AM

      Poor washer. The dryer's a bad seed but the washer's only guilty by association.

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  4. MorganNovember 28, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    I honestly think you might be the most entertaining blogger on the planet... toss up between you and Mark Koopmans... For reals, totally laughing here... and I'm dying with "Well I guess those damn sparkly vampire books have at least done one good thing."

    Hahaha... Day. Is. Made. ;D

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    1. Adam GaylordNovember 28, 2012 at 2:48 PM

      If your day is made then so is mine. Thanks Morgan!

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